I am considering my options before throwing my dog collar in to the ring. Yes, I would like to be president. Do I think I could do the job? You bet. Remember border collies are working dogs. I have been consulting with Fred Thompson and getting some advise about delaying my formal commitment to run for office. Fred is a good man…I might even consider him a worthy candidate for my vice-president. I am on my way to UPCO the nearby pet store this weekend to pick up a new collar and I need your advise on color. Do you think blue or red is more presidential?
Oh! It is time for “Judge Judy,” my favorite TV show. If I am elected President, I am planning on appointing Judge Judy to the Supreme Court. She could hold her own with that bunch of old fuddy duddies. She makes more sense than any lawyer I have ever bitten (ophs, I meant met). If you ever bite a lawyer, be sure your shots are up to date…..you can get a nasty infection from them.
Kipper the Bored Border Collie
Tags: border collie, dog, election, judge judy, presidential, supreme cout, UPCO
