Just received a disturbing telephone call from Bubba Clinton. Bubba told me I wasn’t qualified to run for president because a presidential candidate has to be 35 years of age. I tried to set Bubba straight and told him in dog years I am 35 years of age. I think it is just a last ditch effort by Bubba to intimidate the competition. I asked, “Bubba, how old is your dog?”
He replied, “She’s 60 (In dog years that is a lot of years). She also has to get up in the middle night and do a potty break and her teeth are beginning to wear down.”
Now, Bubba that is more than I really need to know. With loyal supporters like Bubba, you can understand why Hillary is in trouble.
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