With the heat index well above 100, this border collie is wishing he was a hairless chihuahua. Forget chasing any stupid ball in this temperature, I am more interested in exercising in the basement where it is cool. Enjoying the benefits of air conditioning, I can’t imagine any border collie wanting to be outside in this heat watching a flock of stinky sheep or a herd of flatulating cattle.
Still waiting for one of the presidential candidates to call and ask me for my papers as I guess being a vice president is just about as good as being the president. In fact, I am beginning to feel that I might be better suited for the vp position. A vice-president doesn’t have to work too hard and I don’t think the job with interfere with watching Judge Judy in the afternoon. The job could have some great benefits, can you imagine how many plates I would clean up after a state dinner? If they serve steak for the state dinners, I would be in “doggie heaven.” Better yet, liver is my favorite. Does the President ever serve liver at state dinners?
I am going to dream of liver tonight… sweet dreams of liver, more liver and more liver.
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