The recent escapades of John Edwards is another reason why people should be looking at electing a border collie to the highest office of this land. Kipper the Border Collie does not have a “love child.” In fact, I do not have any children.
When I was young, I went to my doctor’s office thinking I was going to get a rabies shot. To my amazement, I left some of my equipment at the doctor’s office. I went to sleep in his office and left the office a little sore. Imagine my surprise the next day when I went to lick my privates and discovered things were missing. My balls were missing..not my yellow tennis balls I play with, but those two balls located between my hind legs.
When I asked my human pets about my missing equipment, they told me it was best for me. I would not have to worry about being a father and life would be less stressful for me. The other day in the bathroom, I noticed my male human pet still had his equipment. That must explain why he has been so stressed lately.
Tags: border collie, John Edward's Love Child, missing balls, neutered dog, presidential candidate, stress, vet visit
