For the past several months, I have been suffering from postpartum election depression. I could not believe most Americans preferred Obama to a purebred Border Collie. Alas! I have been home licking my Election Day wounds and other parts of my anatomy too. I have been studying the errors of my 2008 campaign and vow to do better in 2012.
Watching Obama use taxpayer dollars to invest in the auto industry made me cringe. As a Border Collie, I could care less about the auto industry. Even though, I like to take a car ride as much as everyone else, few Americans realize that cars are the number one killers of dogs and cats. Who cares about fuel efficiency, global warming and emission standards! Until GM and Chrysler can come up with a better design to prevent the needless slaughter of hundreds of innocent animals daily, I would not invest a single taxpayer dollar in such a rotten and immoral industry. UAW, you had better be glad Kipper didn’t win the election or you would be couch sitting for a long time licking your wounds or other parts of your anatomy.
Tags: auto industry, border collie, Chrysler, Election 2008, Election 2012, GM, licking wounds, obama, postpartum election depression, UAW
September 24, 2009 at 12:49 pm |
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A definite great read..Tony Brown