How many of you other dogs got to attend a Tea Party? My human pets took me to the Tea Party held this spring in a nearby city. There were about 5000 human pets and very few dogs. Besides having no doggy butts to sniff, there was no food and just a bunch of speeches. Can’t understand why they call these things Tea Parties! I didn’t see any tea being served and furthermore, I don’t like tea. Drinking tea is for wimps something a petite lapdog would enjoy.
Border collies are more manly dogs. If we want a little different beverage than the water in our bowls, we will gladly take a lap from the toilet. Boy, does that make the human pets mad. There is nothing wrong with toilet water as long as it doesn’t have that blue stuff in the bowl. I propose there should be a law against putting “blue stuff” in the toilet.
Human pets enjoy your Tea Parties. I will take a nip from a clean toilet any day over Oolong or Earl Grey.
Tags: American Tea Party, blue stuff, border collie, Earl Grey, Oolong, pets, speeches, tea, toilets, water
